Badgers Gifts

When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

A smiling badger

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Revenuers will be shot.

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

If You Smell Gas.

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

Judge about lawyer with badger: 'I think it's clear to everyone what you're doing to this witness.'

'Another One Bites The Dust.'

'...You haven't paid your cable bill'

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."

'I've always gotten pleasure cheating on my income tax, but the creme de la creme is cheating via electronic filing.'