Bill Dodgers Prints

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'It's not my fault you forgot to pay the electricity bill! You'll just have to settle for beans on toast...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

We'll pass on the entrees...

Revenuers will be shot.

The Demon's Disguise

"You should have been here at eight!"

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Why men hate shopping.

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"