Boss Dodger Prints

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

"We have an escape from cubicle 188. want complete lockdown. Tell security we have an unauthorized bathroom break."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

While you were out...

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

The Demon's Disguise

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Charlie Takes a Time Out

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'