Deal Dodger Prints

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'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

No - I do not have a loyalty card.

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"It was just a question of time!"

'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'

'Don't take the buyout.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"It's a sandwich you don't really want plus a drink you can't stand and a snack you're trying to give up."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Executive Asks Death To Wait

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The four housemen of procrastination

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

Hear me, Graduates!

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."