Bird Dodger Pillows

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

Health

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

So you're a mocking bird...

The Fast Lane.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Nun Binning the Devil

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

The Demon's Disguise

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Skiing Accidents.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Drones Unlimited

Dreaming of Summer.

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'

'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'