Storm Dodger Pillows

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sleeping through new year celebrations

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

The Demon's Disguise

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Skiing Accidents.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'They are worried about the economy.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

Drones Unlimited

Dreaming of Summer.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'