Snow Dodger Pillows

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Let's talk climate change.'

Dreaming of Summer.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The Demon's Disguise

Skiing Accidents.

Kid to nurse with big needle: 'I thought I told you no heroic measures.'

Drones Unlimited

Snow seat on skis.

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

You Are Here

"Accursed global warming!"

"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'