Needle Dodger Pillows

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Kid to nurse with big needle: 'I thought I told you no heroic measures.'

"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Nun Binning the Devil

Woman knitting a washing line.

While you were out...

'Let's talk climate change.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

The Demon's Disguise

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Skiing Accidents.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Dreaming of Summer.

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack.