Needle Dodger Gifts

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Kid to nurse with big needle: 'I thought I told you no heroic measures.'

"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Nun Binning the Devil

Woman knitting a washing line.

While you were out...

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'Let's talk climate change.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Skiing Accidents.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

The Demon's Disguise

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

Dreaming of Summer.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

A resume for tattoo artists.

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'