Needle Daredevil Gifts

'How much pain do you have to stand to have a tattoo?' 'At least £50.'

Self help acupuncture

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Knitted Kitty.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'