Yarn Daredevil Gifts

Annual sportknitting Derby

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Arts and crafts

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Texturing the Walls

The Hammer

Dummies Books.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"How's it look back there?"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Happy now?'