Fashion Daredevil Gifts

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Fur coat and no knickers.

For God's sake, take off that stupid hat.

No-no-no! I said a PUNK rocker!!"

"It's so cold, I don't even feel stupid wearing this hat."

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

Failed Fashion Necks

"He's had a chequered life."

''Avent't you got any with the peak at the back?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Saville Row surprise

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"Botched tattoo..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Punks

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

Ass-less Chaps

"How's it look back there?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Bad fake tan day.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Rock and Roll