Fashion Diver Gifts

Snorkeling Mirrors.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Hipster Police Department

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Lady Gaga

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Ass-less Chaps

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"My year of dressing dangerously."