Fashion Diver Gifts

Snorkeling Mirrors.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Hipster Police Department

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Thong World.

Ass-less Chaps

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.