Fashion Daredevil Pillows

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Fur coat and no knickers.

For God's sake, take off that stupid hat.

No-no-no! I said a PUNK rocker!!"

"It's so cold, I don't even feel stupid wearing this hat."

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

Failed Fashion Necks

"He's had a chequered life."

''Avent't you got any with the peak at the back?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Saville Row surprise

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"Botched tattoo..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Punks

Ass-less Chaps

"How's it look back there?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.