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Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Let's talk climate change.'

Dreaming of Summer.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Nun Binning the Devil

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Health

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The Demon's Disguise

Skiing Accidents.

Kid to nurse with big needle: 'I thought I told you no heroic measures.'

Snow seat on skis.

Drones Unlimited

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Accursed global warming!"

You Are Here

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Now just relax....I promise this won't hurt....either of you!"