Sweat Dodger Gifts

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

While you were out...

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'They are worried about the economy.'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Slimming Club: New Members Entry.

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'