Sweat Dodger Prints

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

While you were out...

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'They are worried about the economy.'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Slimming Club: New Members Entry.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'