Dust Dodger Prints

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Nun Binning the Devil

Dust Bunny

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

The Demon's Disguise

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

'They are worried about the economy.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

Motivation

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"