Symphony Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for the 'symphony dodger'? Our collection celebrates those who prefer the rhythm of rebellion over the concert hall. From playful mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find fun ways to honor their musical mood swings. Perfect for music lovers who march to their own beat and appreciate humorous, music-themed gifts that speak to their unique taste.

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Man in restaurant puts in earplugs. mockup

Man in restaurant puts in earplugs.

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'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!' mockup

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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Fear of news.

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Nun Binning the Devil

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'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...' mockup

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

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'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.' mockup

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

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'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

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'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.' mockup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?' mockup

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.' mockup

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

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"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?" mockup

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.' mockup

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

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The Demon's Disguise

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"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight." mockup

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

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Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class." mockup

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

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Motivation

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'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.' mockup

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

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Catching the Sun

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"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise." mockup

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

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How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells. mockup

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

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'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram mockup

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

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'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?' mockup

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

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'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.' mockup

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

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