Hook Aficionado Gifts

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Echo Tourism'

Fishing with God

"River well stocked this year."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'