Left Hook Aficionado Gifts

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fish talking about fisherman

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Hooks R Us.

Coarse Fishing.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

University of Adversity.

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"This is my crab!"

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

I love my prostiboots