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He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fish talking about fisherman

Vivienne Westwood

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Hooks R Us.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

University of Adversity.

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"This is my crab!"

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'