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'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Hooks R Us.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

University of Adversity.

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'What's it this time?'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'Lefty Was Here'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

"In conditions like this, I think the hot coffee would keep us warmer being poured inside our waders."

'When does salmon season start?!'

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.