Hook Aficionado Pillows

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Echo Tourism'

"River well stocked this year."

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Catching flying fish...'