Captain Hook Aficionado Pillows

Hooks R Us.

"River well stocked this year."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"FISH ON"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Sportknitting

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Worm eats the fish.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Sea man

Skier with an anchor.

'Damn! The house has been burgled.'

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'