Captain Hook Aficionado Prints

Hooks R Us.

"River well stocked this year."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"FISH ON"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Sportknitting

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Worm eats the fish.

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Skier with an anchor.

Sea man

'Damn! The house has been burgled.'

Having discovered the nanny-cam, Tammy decided to turn the tables on her employers.

"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

'Mother, NOT with the crochet hook!'