Health Debate Dodger Gifts

Are you searching for a thoughtful yet playful gift for someone who cleverly sidesteps health debates? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their lighthearted approach and humorous take on avoiding contentious topics.

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"You're mad at your parents? Why?" mockup

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?" mockup

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills. mockup

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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"The answer is NO!"

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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Vaping cigarette

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'. mockup

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

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Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock. mockup

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

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'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.' mockup

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

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Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced! mockup

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

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'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.' mockup

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

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Quack Medicine

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"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas." mockup

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

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'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.' mockup

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

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"I'm an anti-masker."

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"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!" mockup

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine." mockup

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

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"Must be question time again."

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'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.' mockup

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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Obese evolution

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'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?' mockup

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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Abandoning Covid Regulations

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"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!" mockup

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

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Health Debate Dodger Gifts Collection

Health Debate Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for those who love to dodge health debates with humor and flair.

Health Debate Dodger Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their humorous approach to avoiding health conversations.

Health Debate Dodger Prints

Decorate their space with prints that humorously acknowledge their skill at sidestepping health debates.

Health Debate Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that let everyone know their stance on health debates—lighthearted and fun.