Health Debate Dodger Gifts

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"The answer is NO!"

Vaping cigarette

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

Quack Medicine

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"Must be question time again."

Obese evolution

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Abandoning Covid Regulations

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."