"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
Task Dodger Gifts
Searching for a gift for the classic task dodger? Whether they excel at procrastinating or love disguising reluctance with humor, our collection celebrates their creative ways of avoiding work. From witty tees to playful mugs, find something that makes light of their delightful tendency to dodge tasks, and bring a smile to their face every time they see it.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.
The Fast Lane.
Is Driving Doomed?
Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown
Examinations.
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Homework flavored dog food
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"
Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
Election Cancelling Headphones
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...
'The homework ate my dog.'
'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'
"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'
Task Dodger Gifts Collection
Task Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of task dodger mugs—perfect for coffee breaks and laughs. Find humorous designs that inspire smiles every morning.
Task Dodger Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that humorously recognize their task dodging skills—comfortable and full of personality.
Task Dodger Prints
Decorate with prints that add a humorous touch to their home. Celebrate their creative ways of avoiding work with witty wall art.
Task Dodger T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the art of procrastination. Great for casual wear and making light of avoiding chores with witty humor.