"But dear, I have to attend all the school meetings. Otherwise I get volunteered for committees."
Committee Dodger Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for the creative individual who’s known for dodging committee duties? Our collection celebrates their clever ways with funny, charming items that showcase their unique personality. From light-hearted mugs to clever prints, find something that makes them smile and embraces their inventive spirit. These gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates a little humor about their tendency to avoid the usual commitments.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Homework flavored dog food
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit
'The homework ate my dog.'
"The answer is NO!"
Election Cancelling Headphones
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT
"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."
'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'
'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'
"Just once, can we not talk about politics."
'I needed some relief from data overload.'
"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"
"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"
'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'
'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'
'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."
Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.
"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"
"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."
Committee Dodger Gifts Collection
Committee Dodger Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs that celebrate the committee dodger’s clever personality and love for fun, light-hearted designs.
Committee Dodger Pillows
Find funny and expressive pillows that match the playful spirit of the committee dodger in your life.
Committee Dodger Prints
Browse our collection of prints to add a humorous touch to any room, ideal for the creative individual who dodges committees with flair.
Committee Dodger T-Shirts
Check out our selection of witty T-shirts that perfectly suit the creative committee dodger’s sense of humor and style.