Committee Dodger Mugs

"But dear, I have to attend all the school meetings. Otherwise I get volunteered for committees."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"The answer is NO!"

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'You don't do your homework, you don't bring in your progress reports, you don't return your report card, and you the audacity to ask if you can go home early?' 'You don't have to cuss at me.'

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."