Jury Duty Dodger Gifts

Seeking a clever gift for the jury duty dodger in your life? Our collection features playful and witty items that mock their shrewd ways, blending humor with their creative spirit. Show your appreciation for their knack for avoiding the system with a fun, tongue-in-cheek present that’s sure to get a smile.

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'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.' mockup

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

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'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.' mockup

'So why are so worried? I'm leaving my fate in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.'

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'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.' mockup

'You'll be bound over for trial by a jury of whomever we can get for $5 a day.'

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"#notguilty."

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"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it." mockup

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.' mockup

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

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"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!" mockup

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

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"Am I going to get my just desserts?" mockup

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

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"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...." mockup

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.' mockup

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

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'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.' mockup

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?" mockup

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking." mockup

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?' mockup

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

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"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because." mockup

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

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A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury mockup

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

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'Is your verdict unanimous?'

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'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.' mockup

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

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"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that." mockup

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

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'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.' mockup

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question." mockup

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

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Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury mockup

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

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'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?'' mockup

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

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This is my story and I'm stickin with it!

This is my story and I'm stickin with it! mockup

This is my story and I'm stickin with it!

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'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?' mockup

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

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Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book mockup

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

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'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.' mockup

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

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'I'd better start on your appeal.' mockup

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

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"We find the defendant guilty because he doth protest too much."

"We find the defendant guilty because he doth protest too much." mockup

"We find the defendant guilty because he doth protest too much."

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'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.' mockup

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

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"take your best shot, counselor." mockup

"take your best shot, counselor."

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Jury Duty Dodger Gifts Collection

Jury Duty Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for anyone proud to dodge jury duty with style and humor.

Jury Duty Dodger Pillows

Cozy up with humor—our pillows featuring smart, funny messages are perfect for those who love to joke about avoiding jury service.

Jury Duty Dodger Prints

Make a statement with prints that humorously showcase the creative side of jury duty dodgers—great for decorating their space with a laugh.

Jury Duty Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that celebrate the cunning jury duty dodger in style and wit.