Political Dodger Gifts

Seeking a gift for the political dodger in your life? Our collection offers humorous and thought-provoking items that celebrate independence and clever defiance. Whether they're a master of dodging debates or love making a statement, find something that resonates with their unique personality. These playful products are great for sparking conversations and embracing their rebellious spirit.

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'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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Election Cancelling Headphones

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?" mockup

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

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"The answer is NO!"

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'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?' mockup

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

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"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!" mockup

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

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Trying to come up with yet another password...

Trying to come up with yet another password... mockup

Trying to come up with yet another password...

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'I needed some relief from data overload.'

'I needed some relief from data overload.' mockup

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

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"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

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'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.' mockup

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

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"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

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'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,' mockup

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

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'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.' mockup

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

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"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus." mockup

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

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Cone of Silence

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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT? mockup

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

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"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

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A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball. mockup

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

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"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills." mockup

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

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"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow." mockup

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

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'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?'

'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?' mockup

'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?'

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'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!' mockup

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

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"I've been called for jury duty. How can I get out of it?"

"I've been called for jury duty. How can I get out of it?" mockup

"I've been called for jury duty. How can I get out of it?"

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"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded." mockup

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

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"I miss avoiding people."

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Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op. mockup

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

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"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work." mockup

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

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'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.' mockup

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'

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Mobile Lure

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Political Dodger Gifts Collection

Political Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the political dodger — humor and cleverness brewed into every cup, perfect for those who love to challenge the status quo.

Political Dodger Pillows

Check out our pillows for the political dodger — plush, playful, and perfect for adding a touch of humor to any space.

Political Dodger Prints

Browse prints that embody the cleverness and nonconformity of the political dodger — eye-catching and ideal for personal spaces or gifts.

Political Dodger T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the political dodger’s independent spirit — witty, rebellious, and designed for making a statement.