Politics Dodger Gifts

If you know someone who prefers to stay away from political debates and loves a good joke about dodging controversy, our creative selection of products is perfect. From humorous mugs to playful t-shirts, these gifts celebrate their unique approach with wit and charm. Whether for a friend, colleague, or family member who likes to remain non-committal in politics, these items are sure to bring a smile and a laugh without taking sides.

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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Scapegoat of the Year

Scapegoat of the Year mockup

Scapegoat of the Year mockup

Scapegoat of the Year mockup

Scapegoat of the Year mockup

Scapegoat of the Year

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.' mockup

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

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"The answer is NO!"

"The answer is NO!" mockup

"The answer is NO!" mockup

"The answer is NO!" mockup

"The answer is NO!" mockup

"The answer is NO!"

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Election Cancelling Headphones

Election Cancelling Headphones mockup

Election Cancelling Headphones mockup

Election Cancelling Headphones mockup

Election Cancelling Headphones mockup

Election Cancelling Headphones

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

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"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!" mockup

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!" mockup

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!" mockup

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!" mockup

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

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'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.' mockup

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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"Must be question time again."

"Must be question time again." mockup

"Must be question time again." mockup

"Must be question time again." mockup

"Must be question time again." mockup

"Must be question time again."

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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

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'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

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Cone of Silence

Cone of Silence mockup

Cone of Silence mockup

Cone of Silence mockup

Cone of Silence mockup

Cone of Silence

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

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"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!" mockup

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

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'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?' mockup

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?' mockup

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?' mockup

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?' mockup

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

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"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her." mockup

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!" mockup

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!" mockup

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!" mockup

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!" mockup

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

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'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

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Bill's solution the mask debate.

Bill's solution the mask debate. mockup

Bill's solution the mask debate. mockup

Bill's solution the mask debate. mockup

Bill's solution the mask debate. mockup

Bill's solution the mask debate.

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"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded." mockup

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded." mockup

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded." mockup

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded." mockup

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

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'It feels oddly familiar.'

'It feels oddly familiar.' mockup

'It feels oddly familiar.' mockup

'It feels oddly familiar.' mockup

'It feels oddly familiar.' mockup

'It feels oddly familiar.'

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Politics Dodger Gifts Collection

Politics Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty designs that celebrate the political dodger’s love for avoiding controversy.

Politics Dodger Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows that add a lighthearted touch to any room for the political dodger.

Politics Dodger Prints

Find prints that make a humorous statement about staying neutral and avoiding political chaos, perfect for decorating their space.

Politics Dodger T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts with clever slogans and artwork perfect for anyone who prefers to steer clear of political debates.