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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Scapegoat of the Year

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"The answer is NO!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"Must be question time again."

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

Cone of Silence

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

Bill's solution the mask debate.

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

'It feels oddly familiar.'