Distraction Slayers Gifts

Quarantine

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Rock On

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

The Keyboard

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"This isn't really helping."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Noise machines for dogs.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"Look, an update."

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"