Distraction Dealer Gifts

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

General Motors.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

I just can't take it anymore!

Fake Muse

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'