Distraction Manager Gifts

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The Keyboard

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Fake Muse

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'What's procrastination?'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'