Distraction Strategists Gifts

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

LOOK BHIND U!

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Banana striptease...

The Keyboard

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"This isn't really helping."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."