Distraction Manager Mugs

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The Keyboard

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"This isn't really helping."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'What's procrastination?'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.