Distraction Dealer T-Shirts

Celebrate the playful side of creativity with our fun and witty t-shirts. Ideal for those who embrace their distraction and love to express their inventive spirit with humor.

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'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!' mockup

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!' mockup

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!" mockup

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...." mockup

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

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Pizza time.

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!' mockup

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!' mockup

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen. mockup

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

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The Keyboard

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"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..." mockup

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

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"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?" mockup

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

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"This isn't really helping."

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"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look." mockup

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

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Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span. mockup

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

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'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions! mockup

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

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"Are you listening to me?"

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"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists." mockup

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

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'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.' mockup

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

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I just can't take it anymore!

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'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.' mockup

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

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'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.' mockup

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

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Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

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