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Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

The Keyboard

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Road Construction.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Sudoku. Oh, no!

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Please wait to be yelled at.

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'