Distraction Seeker Gifts

'Concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...Nice boobs!'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Likes: $2.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Eureka

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

E=Equals

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Mentioning 'Sex'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Desert Island Surveillance.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!