Video Distraction Seeker Gifts

E=Equals

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I've decided to have a kid."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I virtually finished my homework."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Fake Muse

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Social media is stealing your atten...

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."