Distraction Explorer Gifts

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

The Keyboard

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

"This is my last session, doc. I'm thinking it's a pretty good time to be delusional."

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'