Distraction Slayers T-Shirts

Quarantine

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Rock On

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

The Keyboard

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

Noise machines for dogs.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Fake Muse

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Mr. Potato Head secretly goes on phone on video call.

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

"I find keeping busy helps."

"Look, an update."

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"

Balanced Budget