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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

The Keyboard

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"I have to get this project finished."

Noise machines for dogs.

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Are you listening to me?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."