Divot Destroyer Gifts

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'What a divot?'

'What a divot.'

Golf Hil Divot

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Don't look at me!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Born To Raise Dirt

Stuff Broken

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

'Delete - delete - delete.'

'Replace divots'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

'I'm doing the great outdoors! I'll be taking off on my vacation right from work!'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

Cleaner column.