Dirt Destroyer Gifts

Born To Raise Dirt

Sweeping

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Student Debt

Golf Hil Divot

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Human Dust Buster

Buy now... pay later

Stuff Broken

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'What a divot?'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Running out of time