Dirt Destroyer Pillows

Born To Raise Dirt

Sweeping

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Don't look at me!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Golf Hil Divot

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Stuff Broken

Buy now... pay later

'What a divot?'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Human Dust Buster

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'