Dust Destroyer Pillows

Cleaner column.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Student Debt

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Human Dust Buster

Born To Raise Dirt

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

'I get all the exercise I need stretching the dollar to cover our bills.'

"I can totally see why dogs do this."

'Delete - delete - delete.'